browningtons:

>girl of my dreams ask me on a date

>getting ready

>shit

>shave

>shower

>use my special big boy shampoo with extra bubbles

>finally get done drying off

>sprint to my room

>find my best fitting nintendo 64 shirt

>grab my wallet, keys, glasses

>forgetting one more thing

>can’t quite remember

>walking out the door

>it pops in my head

>go back and grab my Nintendo™ Switch®