when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014
"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."
this gives me life….
"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.
39 seconds in and I reblogged it
i can’t stop laughing
looking out for your significant other like
my laptop is warmer than my heart
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes